Sergei the Starfish - bastard shit cosmonaut who founded space station for glorious borscht kitchen

Chernovtsy the Chicken - a space rooster with an insatiable appetite for surplus labour and marxism

Wulf the Cosmomut - during the space race, the Soviets flew dogs instead of monkeys into space - this is one of them

Trotsky Maidbot - that dog Trotsky is a maidbot that cleans the facility floors with his mouth and gaping head wound - ice pick not included

Neil the Capitalist - greedy bastard slot machine in the form of an astronaut who steals your rubles for the American moon terrorist campaign

Bread Boy - adorable bread dispenser boy, never has bread - often is found outside on night 3 starring at the trees

Satellite State - this puppet hangs around the children's indoctrination room, he hovers in strange locations and is inable to move without Sergei's permission

Sputnik - this sphere is often found on Night 2 in the back room, forgotten among other things next to Hitler's skeleton

Yurwing Starlord - Soviet Wolf in a orange space suit who guides players through the "Yuri Gagarin Experience" ride

Yuri Gagarin Experience Ride - the actual ride is haunted itself, however the ride finalizing with crashing the kids through the basement violently to die only to have their demise covered up is an intended feature