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Who is the best animatronic in the Russian bootleg game, "6 Nights at Sergei's Space Station"?
57%
8 deviants said Yuri Gagarin Experience Ride - the actual ride is haunted itself, however the ride finalizing with crashing the kids through the basement violently to die only to have their demise covered up is an intended feature
14%
2 deviants said Sergei the Starfish - bastard shit cosmonaut who founded space station for glorious borscht kitchen
14%
2 deviants said Sputnik - this sphere is often found on Night 2 in the back room, forgotten among other things next to Hitler's skeleton
7%
1 deviant said Neil the Capitalist - greedy bastard slot machine in the form of an astronaut who steals your rubles for the American moon terrorist campaign
7%
1 deviant said Satellite State - this puppet hangs around the children's indoctrination room, he hovers in strange locations and is inable to move without Sergei's permission
0%
No deviants said Chernovtsy the Chicken - a space rooster with an insatiable appetite for surplus labour and marxism
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No deviants said Wulf the Cosmomut - during the space race, the Soviets flew dogs instead of monkeys into space - this is one of them
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No deviants said Trotsky Maidbot - that dog Trotsky is a maidbot that cleans the facility floors with his mouth and gaping head wound - ice pick not included
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No deviants said Bread Boy - adorable bread dispenser boy, never has bread - often is found outside on night 3 starring at the trees
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No deviants said Yurwing Starlord - Soviet Wolf in a orange space suit who guides players through the "Yuri Gagarin Experience" ride
Got my old place back
Got my finances secure
And soon to be buying lots of new civilian clothes and edgy merchandise
Also bought myself a decent subscription

Thanks for all the good wishes everyone
Feels fucking great to be home
I just laid on the floor for like 10 minutes when I first got in
I want to cry, but instead I am going to get Japanese food and browse the internet all night

Time to get back to playing Five Nights at Freddy's...
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Freddy's Faggot Laughter
  • Reading: how not 2 die 5ever
  • Watching: The Cameras
  • Playing: Five Nights at Fucko's
  • Eating: Chica's Pizza
  • Drinking: Foxy's Fox
Got a surprise ticket home a few days ago
Finally arrived
All I have is some civilian clothes and my uniform items issued to me
A single duffelbag to my name and a laptop computer

Pretty much homeless at the moment
Will hopefully get a hold of my funds by tomorrow and will be able to get myself some place to live again
Funny thing is, my old place might be up for grabs
Would be rather poetic to get a hold of it again

Depressing I will be soon shredding the green flecktarn for my human flesh
Fuck yeah
Good to be home
I guess
Yeah

I don't even know whose wifi this is
  • Mood: Tired
Strelok turns three years old on the 11th
THREE
YEARS 
OLD

I just realized it and I am still getting mind blown by the concept that my most popular character has been in the fandom three years strong
So what else to celebrate?
I am coming home, hopefully in time for the New Years and Christmas soon after
Problem?
I am having major trouble accessing my funds for some reason
Meaning I might be homeless for a bit
So hopefully I still have some good friends back home
But that does not mean I am going to begging for money or donations because I am not that kind of guy
I'll gladly live in this uniform for another week and carry a laptop around cautiously before I take hand outs from anyone
It doesn't help that around this time of year I lost my father
So this is kind of a shitty situation for me as of late until things get better

So I might have a friend of mine give me some money they owe me (note - they owe me a fuck ton as it is)
And I'll probably have them get me a subscription for another year and maybe even some commissions because reasons

So, you know what would be neat?
In celebration of Strelok's third birthday, I'd appreciate some new fan art and just general epic shit like that
Either birthday or holiday themed and I will be happily hosting them on a journal for awhile 
It will give me something to look at while I couch surf or live at the barracks of my base - if berthing is available that is :P
So yeah
And it is also weird knowing that this might be the last birthday of Strelok I will be celebrating
As I am preparing to make a new character for the fandom for a friend's contest
Do not worry, Strelok is not going anywhere - but they will not be my primary character, at least for awhile
Your participation will make this one happy Ruskie

Also, if anyone here tries offering money or any other kind of financial assistance, I will just simply tell you to go fuck yourself
I swear to god if you guys open a donation pool or some shit I will personally break all of your goddamn legs
  • Mood: Tired
Stolen and modified from my waifu :iconravenpuff:

1. Do you prefer traditional writing or stylized?

My style is very traditional.
I hardly ever break out of the orthodox format. 
I hate it when writers use italic text or bold anything for artificial emphasis.
It is okay in rps and lesser forms of literary pursuit, such as blog writing samples and etc.
But I am an elitist and I consider such tactics to be tacky, embarrassing and lazy.
And I have openly critiqued even my favourite writers on this.
I don't like experimental styles, I hardly care about the style at all.
I care about characters, setting, environment, occasional lore fluff and actual story progression.

2. How long have you been writing?

I randomly decided to be a fandom writer like, 5 or 6 years ago.
And I have been writing ever since, with only the occasional year-long break in between.
But I do love it, I do miss it at times, but life is sometimes too stressful for me to write recreationally anymore.
So I put a lot of my inspiration into RPs and general brainstorming sessions with friends.

3. How many classes have you taken? 

Fucking none. Most of my grammar and English is self taught, from communicating with people on this site.
As a result, a lot of my grammar is poor and I make weird sentences. 
But I still feel like my English comprehension is superior to most Native speakers on both sides of the pond.
When it comes to actual writing style and tactics, once again - 100% unique to my own.
I learned how to write through writing and reading, I taught myself everything.
And for that, I am extremely prideful.

3. Do you have a DeviantArt, personal website, or art blog? 

DA and Tumblr are my primary accounts activity wise, but my main account will always be my dA account.
I have an FA one for browsing.
I could never write erotic literature without it being unintentionally hilarious.

4. What’s your favorite thing to write?

I love writing humorous scenes.
Which is funny, considering how I never write comedic stories - like at all.
But I think it makes my humour that much more enjoyable, during say - a Strelok story when my trademark is in there after some grimdark realism or something.
I may write an entirely comedic work sometime in the future though.
In fact, I would love to do so.

5. What’s your least favorite thing to write?

Sex.
I can rp it, sure.
But I can not write it to save my life.
It is beyond question.

6. How often do you reference or use something as inspiration?

Literally, all the time.
My writing and my characters are all combinations of tropes, themes and so on of things I love.
My writing is a big tribute, a love letter to all the things I like and I wish I would see more in literature, games, movies and music.

7. Do you draw professionally, or just for fun?
 
Just for fun, however I am sure if I found a publisher - I could definitely get some books into the market
And I can even do most of my own translations, so more money for me
But I don't think I will
The minute I write for money is the minute I sell out everything that I ever considered fun about writing in the first place
When I work for a paycheck, that is the day I die as an author
So fuck that

8. How much time do you spend writing on an average day?

I say I rp with Puffy about 3-5 hours a day, every night usually after I get relieved of my duties since I do early day and afternoon working hours

9. Are you confident about your writing?

In terms of grammar and correctness?
Not at all
As a writer and regarding my substance and subject matter, tremendously
I would be as bold to say that I am one of the best writers in the fandom, but you guys would argue that
And have no right to, since you fuckers don't read shit longer than a journal anymore anyways

10. How many writing-related blogs do you follow? 

Besides a few friends and fellow writing-oriented ask blogs on tumblr, very few.

11. Is it okay for people to ask you about your process? 

No one has asked me how my writing has been going in years
And if they did, and I was writing, I'd simply tell them to fuck off
When it comes to writing, I either finish it and perfect it in a single sitting
Or I never touch it again
And I get very touchy and butthurt about unfinished projects

12. Do you prefer to keep your writing personal, or do you like drawing things for other people? 

My writing used to be very vicarious and personal.
Nowadays, I keep it abstract to myself and extremely distant - entirely for the entertainment of others
That is just something I have personally been doing for a few years now for my own sake
I haven't written a personal story in what feels like years
In fact, I remember the last personal story I wrote - it is far gone and deleted

13. Do you ever collaborate with others? 

I'd say how Puffy and I run my pony ask blog is the biggest collaborative effort I have ever done
I would love to work cooperatively with others
But every attempt has failed miserably otherwise

14. How long does an average piece take you to complete? 

I can finish a 10,000 word or more entry in about 4-6 hours of non-stop writing
And in that time, I beta and review it and edit it
Meaning I put up a full entry in the same day I start it, often putting it in stash and writing the description, tags, all that
Only to post it sometime the next day after I celebrate

15. Do you write more today than you did in the past, or do you write less? 

I do not actually write at all anymore, which is a shame
I used to be very active during Blood-Sport and I miss the tournament for that alone

16. Do you think you’re justified in giving other people writing advice? 

No, but I still do
I still offer my opinion
Because deep down, I have my own tastes and I do not hold others to my standards regarding style
As a result, I can only offer assistance in characterization and actual plot

17. What are you currently trying to improve on?

Actually fucking sitting down and writing something

18. What is the most difficult thing for you to write? 

Besides sex scenes?
Uhhhh
Kung fu fights, holy shit
Like WHAt
How do you write that shit man
You can't
That is why
You can't fucking write a street fighter or mortal kombat story without it reading like a retarded kindergarten story

19. What is the easiest thing for you to write? 

Useless in world anecdotes, lore fluff and general descriptions of unnecessary things to add further depth to the universe established

20. Do you like to challenge yourself? 

I challenge myself every time I write
If you don't, you will never get better and you will fail to entertain anyone

21. Are you confident that you’re improving steadily?

I feel like my writing is either constantly improving or at least getting better defined each time I post something

22. Do you write more fan fiction, or more original fiction? 

hahaha what u think m8? :icongetout-plz:

23. Do you feel jealous when you see other people’s writing, or inspired? (Be honest!) 

I feel inspired to do better than anyone better than me and motivated to decimate anyone lesser than me
This is not a team sport
Unless it is a collaborative effort, I am competing with every other writer for a reader base
Every single time I post something
So yeah, I get a little flim flammed with I see some really shitty literature getting a lot of attention when it does not deserve even a fav

24. Do you like to write in silence, or with music? 

Music is the most important part of my writing process
I select a soundtrack, as if it was for a movie or a game
And my music choice greatly affects the pace of which I draw and inspires every word I type
Writing without music to me is almost impossible
Music also helps me immerse myself, I almost like a method-actor when it comes to writing
One little anecdote I mention frequently is when I was writing Strelok during blood-sport, I kept a loaded handgun on my desk at all times
And I'd occasionally practice weapons retention with other weapons, while pacing my room
I have to become a different person when I write
So the music helps me push out everything else
And makes me think of things in a new world, a new environment
Otherwise, the static of the world around me would greatly interfere 

25. For digital writers: what program(s) do you use? 

Shit you not, I often just use typical wordpad and that
Fancy, I know

For digital writers: how many edits does a typical piece require? 

One, unless you want to rewrite something and compensate the rest of the writing for it

For traditional writers: what medium do you like most? 

I used to be a pretentious, edgy prick and I wrote most of my stories free-hand in a notebook with an ink pen before typing them up
I did the entire first Blood-Sport this way
Occasionally some parts were written in German or Russian and translated later when typing it
I adopted this practice from Quentin Tarantino - who freehands all of his scripts first in a notebook to prevent people from stealing it but also because he is most inspired while doing so

For traditional writers: How do you usually start on a big piece? 

"Fucking Christ I don't want to write how the fuck do I do this goddammit I will write a shitty outline holy shit this is bad damn"

26. What inspires you to not just make literature, but to be a better writer? 

It depends on how much I hate other writers or how much I want to show off
Yeah, I know I am a shitlord for that, ya cheeky fucks
  • Mood: Tired
Got my old place back
Got my finances secure
And soon to be buying lots of new civilian clothes and edgy merchandise
Also bought myself a decent subscription

Thanks for all the good wishes everyone
Feels fucking great to be home
I just laid on the floor for like 10 minutes when I first got in
I want to cry, but instead I am going to get Japanese food and browse the internet all night

Time to get back to playing Five Nights at Freddy's...
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Freddy's Faggot Laughter
  • Reading: how not 2 die 5ever
  • Watching: The Cameras
  • Playing: Five Nights at Fucko's
  • Eating: Chica's Pizza
  • Drinking: Foxy's Fox

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He drinks a lot of petrol. He was born in space. He never blinks. He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. He sleeps upside down like a bat. His sweat can be used to clean precious metals. His skin has the texture of dolphins. If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts. He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. He is scared of bells. He once punched a horse to the ground. His politics are terrifying. He lives in a tree. He was raised by wolves. He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden. His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant. He has no understanding of clouds.

He is confused by stairs. He naturally faces magnetic north. He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His heart ticks like a watch. All his legs are hydraulic. He can "accumbularate". He appears on Japanese banknotes. There's an airport in Russia named after him. He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium. He can catch fish with his tongue. His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days. He is terrified of ducks. His voice can only be heard by cats. He has two sets of knees. He can swim seven lengths underwater.

He can melt concrete on contact. He is more machine than man. His heart is in upside down.
His teeth glow in the dark. His favourite food is raw meat. He has no age. He urinates 98 RON petro. He can smell corners. He has acid for blood. Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
He has a bionic arm. He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh. He is stumped by clouds.
He has no fear. His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be. He has a digital face. If you insult his mother, he will headbutt you in the chest.

On really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake. For some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch. His fingernails have 330bhp. His tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds. If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

All we know, is that he is Makar Rusakov.

Makar also owns an ask blog for his cannibalistic pony - Metal Fang: askmetalfang.tumblr.com/

Gagarin by 85MAG
I adore space.
My only regret in life will be not becoming an astronaut.
Yuri Gagarin is my hero.


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Who is the best animatronic in the Russian bootleg game, "6 Nights at Sergei's Space Station"? 

57%
8 deviants said Yuri Gagarin Experience Ride - the actual ride is haunted itself, however the ride finalizing with crashing the kids through the basement violently to die only to have their demise covered up is an intended feature
14%
2 deviants said Sergei the Starfish - bastard shit cosmonaut who founded space station for glorious borscht kitchen
14%
2 deviants said Sputnik - this sphere is often found on Night 2 in the back room, forgotten among other things next to Hitler's skeleton
7%
1 deviant said Neil the Capitalist - greedy bastard slot machine in the form of an astronaut who steals your rubles for the American moon terrorist campaign
7%
1 deviant said Satellite State - this puppet hangs around the children's indoctrination room, he hovers in strange locations and is inable to move without Sergei's permission
0%
No deviants said Chernovtsy the Chicken - a space rooster with an insatiable appetite for surplus labour and marxism
0%
No deviants said Wulf the Cosmomut - during the space race, the Soviets flew dogs instead of monkeys into space - this is one of them
0%
No deviants said Trotsky Maidbot - that dog Trotsky is a maidbot that cleans the facility floors with his mouth and gaping head wound - ice pick not included
0%
No deviants said Bread Boy - adorable bread dispenser boy, never has bread - often is found outside on night 3 starring at the trees
0%
No deviants said Yurwing Starlord - Soviet Wolf in a orange space suit who guides players through the "Yuri Gagarin Experience" ride

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weirdAlien13 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Bolshoe spasibo za fav))
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Пожалуйста!))
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NicklausofKrieg Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Thanks for the fave, one of the first I've had in a long while.

And thanks for your service too.
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
What a shame, you have very inspired art work

And it is appreciated, there are times where it feels it is not worth it - but I know I am doing something for the better of my self and others
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AllenRavenix Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for the fav \m/
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome.
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CamimiZ Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Yooo heyy I don't know if you remember that I've always wanted to draw Strelok, though because of my engineer studies I kept pushing it back; well your last journal was a good kick in the ass and I finally started it ! :>

WIP Sketch Strelok by CamimiZ  

Phone picture though, terrible quality.
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hey - studies are always important
I wish I had a more formal education, perhaps I would be in a better place or entering the military as an officer otherwise

Looking pretty bad ass
I noticed people are drawing Strelok without their trademark hat more and more often P:
Not like I am complaining, just wondering how that started, lol
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CamimiZ Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
No, I plan on adding it digitally, because I kept messing it up on the paper.
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, that is neat actually

Maybe it is because I am a writer and the digital process of colouring a sketch is still like sending someone to the moon in my perspective
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