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Just thought you guys would appreciate this article as much as I did
Yep
Back in my old apartment
With all my stuff
And my own internet again

Feels so good

*flops around*
Russian Military Ration Reject - Review Final Part by Gvozdi
Russian Military Ration Reject - Review Final Part
So it has come to this
You could have prevented this

It is safe to say that I really think this is one of the worst things in the world
Of course I finished all of this after the pictures were taken
I just wanted to show off them all in their glory 
These things even break the plastic spoons that come with them
The best thing that comes with this besides the drinks is the extremely durable, wind-proof long burning matches
Which come in handy for a lot of various reasons
Hardly their intended purpose, but worth to keep around and on uniform

Everything about these horrible
And while for the most part, Kaliningrad forces are incredibly well stocked
The frequency I've had to eat some of these monstrosities are nightmare inducing

I think other countries diss their MREs out of having to eat them in great frequency
But at least their stuff looks edible
This is literally potted food
Tastes like dirt, smells like dirt 
But it feels the stomach

3,350 some calories and that is light compared to some of the new models out there
The average Russian trooper can probably work two full days off one of these (if they manage to eat all of them and keep it in their stomach and trust me, your body will when it truly needs the nutrients) and these are ample for hard training and field days
If you burn off 1,350 of these calories in a day - you will probably become a skellington with lean bones
But really, the high amounts of sodium and the coffee will constipate and dehydrate you unless you are drinking from the canteen consistently

Kaliningrad gets hot
It rains, it gets humid
And when it does snow, it is brutal 
But the heat is what gets to you and why these calories suddenly feel more relevant

But a lot of the calories are funny enough, in the crackers
And are meant to be eaten with each tin
Otherwise, the crackers fit very well in empty mag pouches and make for a great snack during a march or long hike
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Russian Military Ration Reject - Review Part 2 by Gvozdi
Russian Military Ration Reject - Review Part 2
It just gets even worse from here

Noticed that I totally fucked up and forgot to crop the bottom of that picture
I am going to fix that right now

But because this picture is so fucking huge it is going to take like 10 minutes just to update it
FML

This was a very fun little project
And I got a lot more creative with the lay out of the pictures this time around
Hopefully that is appreciated
I really enjoy making little collages like this and as always, I am going to make more in the future when the inspiration comes
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Want a review of a Russian military issue MRE sometime? 

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7 deviants said Yes - but only the kind that could make a billy goat puke
30%
3 deviants said No - if I wanted to see someone consume high-calorie garbage I'd go to Burger King

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Thanks for the fave
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Welcome!
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Спасибо за фав!
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Thanks for fav "BDBFF"!!!!
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Of course, it was a great piece :D
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thanks!!
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Oh my...
Thank you so much for the watch! ^^
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