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Nothing is greater than returning home after any kind of military duty, no matter how short or long
Civs will never truly understand this feel, seeing your city below you
Stopping in Moscow and then flying back to Kaliningrad
And having little children at the train station saluting you

Have to go back to my primary base later this week to get some paperwork done
After that

Things will continue normally and peacefully, hopefully
Well, it is technically not a date
But I dunno
I have a day off at the end of the week and we agreed to meet and discuss some things pertaining to politics and religion
But I really wanted to take her out to get some food, even if I didn't eat anything 
I just
I dunno
I won't ever see this person again after this and I cannot ever be with her due to her life style and commitment to the church and her faith
But I want to remember the day very well for what it is

Problem is
I have no money at the moment
I will admit, I spent more than I should have getting here and during the first week
But
I can't accept a commission because I am already working on three and they are my primary writing focus to be honest

So
If you wanted to be a cool bro and just donate 10-15 even 20 USD or some shit
Or even 5
It would be immensely appreciated and you will have my utmost respect and so on and so forth
But I really don't have to have any money
This isn't one of those "i am starving pls donate to save my life"
I am fine, we have a shitty mess hall here and shitty rations to eat
But I just want to go to the village for a bit, without a gun, or helmet or anything (will most likely have to stay in uniform)
And just...
Do something nice and take her to this place she keeps talking about
Saying how she has never eaten there once but would do anything just to do such'

But, if I don't get any dosh, it is all good fam
I'll just take her for a walk or something

Either way, if you want to donate a small sum - send me a note and I'll send you my paypal
We'll get some shit done and maybe I will help you write a character bio or write a small song for your character or something
Or a song based off a story or picture of your's
I am in a Bard-like mood and what not

Good day everyone
Or night
Or whatever
Major is looking for his laptop so I need to go
-When you trying to write a story/commission and you fall asleep and wake up in formation with no knowledge how you got there
-Having to muster up to drink water because it is hot and humid all the time
-When you are sweating hard for a few hours and then you strip down to relax, only to get nailed with hard rain
-When you do a vehicle inspection at a checkpoint and it smells like marijuana but you can't find shit so you let them pass anyway
-Sleeping in the field, head propped against a collapsible trench shovel - then the tankers roll in and wake you up two hours before formation
-Still managing to show up late to formation, despite getting up two hours early against your will
-Having no money to spend and finding a local store that is selling a real stahlhelm from 1942 with the only reproduction being the markings
-Really wanting to play Witcher 3 again
-Having dreams about Witcher 3
-Counting down the literal hours until I can go home
-Missing my RP with Ravenpuff and the luxury of listening to music
-Listen to people play the three same military songs in the barracks on the same untuned guitar
-Breaking a string on the guitar and having to tune it like a banjo
-Using the tankers' tank fuel to drunk as fucking shit
-Nearly getting alcohol poisoning and still making it to muster squared away
-When Junior Lt is on suicide watch and you sit out the door trying to provoke him to either shoot himself or finally leave his room
-My reaction when he leaves the room just to scream at us and cry in front of the mess hall
-Urinating in cold as fuck weather and attractive wolves
-Test firing artillery on mountain sides
-Accidentally dropping munitions down a hill and spending 4+ hours finding them
-Realizing Rostov was the worst place I have been to in my life yet the best at the same time
-Flirting with nurses and nuns
-Flirting with a local muslim woman
-Thinking randomly about an ex girlfriend
-Wondering who on this site would date me as a hilarious meme
-Conducting a wet t-shirt contest with the female supports, all two of them
-Getting in trouble and getting forced counseling for the whole incident
-Using Major's laptop to check email, dA, tumblr, twitter and VK.com
-Major tasks me with doing a makeover of his VK account
-Major has me write a love letter
-Major gives me an hour of internet time on his laptop as long as I shine his shoes and clean his office
-Driving a truck stocked entirely with toilet paper and 5.45x39mm
-When Senior LT takes apart his rifle and can't put it back together
-Fucking officers
-Literally trying to fuck officers
-When you meet some VDV guys and they bum cigarettes from you
-When you meet a few Kazakh officers and they offer you cigarettes they stole from you earlier
-When the supply guy is no where to be found
-When the armoury is closed but we end up camping outside it for 12 hours without food
-When the mess hall is contaminated and closed down because of someone's nose bleed
-Working as weapon clerk because the guy who normally does it is too busy dying of pneumonia
-Falling asleep to the sound of loading magazines
-Bribing someone for a broken drum mag to use as a glorified bowl to cook food in
-Getting a ration with extra crackers and potted meat

Been one fuck of a week
War is Heck 
For those that don't know, I am currently on orders
I will be back soon
My activity will be very minimal
But don't worry those who I have ordered commissions, I am still writing them in my free time
I had an accident at work and I tore a small hole in my ear drum from the trauma
As a result, I have mild tinnitis in my right ear and I have been using motrin to keep the pain away
I should be recovered in a few days and completely healed within a few weeks

Either way, it hurt like a bastard the first time it happened and I even shed a few tears
But today, either the motrin did its work or I already feel a lot better
Just got a mild ring in my ear that will hopefully leave soon
Nothing is greater than returning home after any kind of military duty, no matter how short or long
Civs will never truly understand this feel, seeing your city below you
Stopping in Moscow and then flying back to Kaliningrad
And having little children at the train station saluting you

Have to go back to my primary base later this week to get some paperwork done
After that

Things will continue normally and peacefully, hopefully

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:iconjolosbiney:
Jolosbiney Featured By Owner 19 hours ago  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
thanks for fav
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Very welcome
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CTHM101 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
And speakin of homecomin.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0y6b…

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Gvozdi Featured By Owner 22 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
I am so lucky this game comes out a day before my birthday :D
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CTHM101 Featured By Owner 11 hours ago
Better not spoil the surprise.

Don't want to let yeself know about it, until that day.

Imagine the glee when ye receive the present from yeself.

Also, Mantis.

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Winternachts Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the faves. :happybounce:
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Very welcome :D
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Winternachts Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Love 
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Bloomywind Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant  Traditional Artist
Thank you for the favorites!
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Gvozdi Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Of course!

Welcome to DA
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